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Found this one revving up early on in the year.










Big Willie' s Card night

For those who didn't get a laugh
I thought a tale to tell
On leaving the card night at the Mains
Big Willie, …….…..well he fell!

"Good night!" he cried with hearty cheer
And stepped into the dark
Filled up with whisky food and beer
Now where has Aileen parked.

With "goodbye's!" ringing all around
To John, to Tam to Willie
He turned and waved his last goodnight
Thinking…. mah head's gone awfu silly

The door was open, the car was ready
On his feet…he felt…he felt… quite steady
On striding round to reach the door
Keeping his feet was quite a chore

THE CATTLE GRID ……..OH! By F**K
Now he found his leg was stuck
Thinking to himself, what a farce
I really feel……a silly arse

Aileen's laughing didn't help
She's lucky she didn't get a skelp
He pushed and pulled with all his might
But he was firmly in the S**te

With feet size 12 and legs like trees
Removing them…..it was no breeze
And so he writhed about on bum
His shoe it was the last to come

Safe out now and homeward bound
He checked his pockets for a pound
Not another word was said
Till he was safely home in bed